MY DAUGHTER IS two months from graduating college. She is home on spring break, and today at lunch we were talking about grades. She has a 3.97 GPA, thanks to two stupid teachers who don't know any better. Thank god I'm not a soccer mom.
Anyway, she said she received an A minus from one teacher for absolutely no reason at all.
"That's okay," Emily said. "I got even with him. I ran over his flowers."
Really, I would like to know more, but some things are probably better left a mystery.
And it's also one of a million reasons why I love her so much.