Halloween Git Up

THE CHEESEBURGERS ARE playing a private Halloween party a week from Saturday. We are looking for costume ideas, something original and cool and, of course, cost-effective.

In years past we've dressed up as jail inmates and doctors. I had a few, uh, connections, and was able to procure clothes for the event.

Maybe we'll dress up as burned out ex-newspaper guys. Or clowns. Maybe we'll go as the debt ceiling and just act really dumb and stupid.

Sorry, we aren't going as Kiss. Come on, a Fairly Prominent Band does have some standards. Maybe we'll dress up as bar owner boycotting music stores. Nah ... that would be pretty silly.

If you have any ideas, let me know.