Thursday, July 27, 2017

We have leaks too, Mooch

POOR MOOCH. ALL these leaks and all this stuff flying around and there isn't anything he can do about it. Poor, poor Mooch. I hope he keeps it together.

Hey Mooch. You think you got problems with leaks? Try owning a 120-year-old building with five floors. We had rain overnight and I gotta head up there to make sure the roof is still intact. We have a few leaks and I keep an eye on them - you know, emptying buckets, checking sump pumps, and accusing the chief of staff (Frank Haxel) of pouring more water on the roof through the leaks.

I could go on, but why bother when all you gotta do is call Ray Davies and ask him to sing the best rock song ever? A song and video are worth a thousand words, right Mooch? You poor guy, you. I almost feel sorry for you, all that paranoia and self-destroyer.

Gotta go plug my leaks up there. Wouldn't want it to get swampy or anything.

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