Weather Humour

LOOK. IT'S COLD. Deal with it. I don't need another dumb weather story with breathless commentary to tell me how cold it is.

It could be worse. A lot worse. I figure if it's gonna be cold, we may as well have snow, but not here in the Q-Town. By the way, the sun is out and it will be 40 today. Let the sun hit your face, and you will feel better.

My friends up in Michigan have been snowbound for days. When they have school canceled, it's for a really good reason.

Then there was this email we got from Orange Amplification, based in Georgia. Some people know how to respond to bad weather. Evidently in Georgia, they don't. That pic right below looks like the Wal-Mart parking lot on Black Friday. GUH.

Stay away. Stay very far away.

Spring is coming, people. Promise!