I DESPISE ELECTION season. I loathe people who follow partisan lines and are brainwashed to vote a certain way. I hate the way elections make normally decent people plummet into mud-filled tactical cesspools. Ick. Ick. DOUBLE ICK with all capital letters.
So along comes Canada, of course, to save the day. I am voting for Canada to become the next president. And I might just vote for Toronto to become our next State's Attorney.
O Canada .... you'd be a great president. And we could all go to the doctor to get our feelings checked for free.