Small business and wrestling

I THINK IT'S great that our president-elect has nominated Linda McMahon to head the Small Business Administration. She a kabillionaire who donated a lot of money to the presidential race, so why not return the (small) favor?

I used to love pro wrestling. Now I watch "Super Girl" to get my soap opera fix. Don O'Brien left town earlier this year and now I have nowhere to go to annually watch one or two WWE pay per views. It will be a lonely WrestleMania this year.

The first thing Linda McMahon should do is put Kellyanne Conway in a sleeper hold. Then she should try to get in touch with small business owners around the country and find out what they are going through. BWAHAHAHAHA. Gosh. I crack myself up.

Maybe she really wants to help. Good for her. I long ago gave up on entitlement. Yes, we've had help building Second String Music, but nothing is free, nothing. If we wanted help, we'd go sit in Washington Park all summer and stare at the sky. Wait a second .... forget it. Too easy.

Wanna help, Linda? Then put the state of Illinois in a figure four leglock and cut back our ludicrous sales tax in Quincy. Fix the internet sales tax divide. Make it easier for small businesses to compete in a global marketplace.


So I'll wait for you to be confirmed, then I'll give you a call. Come to Quincy and we'll do lunch and maybe even open the fridge for a Happy Hour, and we'll get things figured out.

We look forward to working with you. Bring that Vince guy along too - maybe he can convince me to watch Monday Night Raw again.