REASONS TO START learning the guitar ....
- To get girls.
- Callouses on fingers are sexy.
- Amps that go to 11 are one louder.
- Six strings are the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
- Play with Fast Eddie if you go to Second String music to get strings, picks, stuff.
- You can pick or strum, or pick to strum.
- Keith Richards did. He's lived to be 167.
- Then again, only the good die young.
- You can string people along.
- Guitars don't kill people. People with guitars kill people.
- Hearing is a state of mime.
- You'll understand Spinal Tap.
- Guitar players are gentle, until provoked. Then they may go on vicious crime sprees.
- It's like beer. You bring it in a case. But you won't need an opener, unless you lock your case.
- The guitar teacher makes sure lessons are as fun as they are demanding.
- Once a picker, always a picker.
- You can Get In Tune With The Straight And Narrow. Who? Right.
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